Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 01, 2009

I think you’ve misread the llama’s intent…..he just wants more alfalfa…

She says this like the llama should be content with this crumb that she’s throwing him.

For God’s sake, woman you are breaking that poor animal’s heart! The last thing he needs is to be tortured by the sight of you frolicking and cavorting with your male, human Lothario!

Llefty! For heaven’s sake! Stop annoying the…err…lady!

Once upon a time, driving along a single lane Pennsylvania country road, I saw a large animal up ahead. My first thought being-BIGFOOT! I slowed way down. To a stop. AS it turned out, somebody’s llama had gotten loose.

BTW yes, Penn — NOT Transylvania

I think I have to take my brain out and scrub it with a lloufa now. Not an image I want to start the day with.

Over in blog land another story was developing. Rolf knew dreams were normal, especially about her, that She-devil. He was taller now and there was more of him to clean. He knew that he had to clean more often, showering was a good idea, but bathing in a foot basin wasn’t going to work, especially after one of those dreams. He asked the nurse for more clean towels, Turkish, preferably. (cont’d)

You’ve decided to breed with a human being. Has a human being decided to breed with you?

Sounds like it was a tough decision. One wonders if she went through a tradeoff process, and if so what were the elements? Size of litter Vs. intelligence of offspring? Size of mate Vs. food requirements? Amount and location of fur? Does he like football Vs. does he drink from the toilet? I think there’s some pioneering social work to be done here. Come to think of it, I wonder what my wife’s tradeoff elements were? I decided not to ask. That was an easy tradeoff!

Moving on to the next comic on my list, I had to wonder…were any of the Fusco Brothers considered in this decision?

Llama Love knows no bounds.

DocT, I prefered the Dr. Demento version Hamster Love.

Will they do it llama-style?