FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 20, 2009

I think I would rather be trainer than trainee

i KNOW i’d rather be trainer!

A study in the 90’s showed that among athletes, the most intelligent are (on average) quarterbacks, next are linemen! The researchers figure that it’s because both have to memorize plays perfectly and be totally aware of what’s going on around them (back, sides, and front) under high pressure. The athletes with the lowest average IQ were baseball players. No one gave a reason for that. I wish I could find that article again.

I would like to be a trainer if I could use a whip and chair.

Let’s keep in mind that Jason Fox stink at sports. Both baseball and football.

Peter’s first mistake-thinking he can play football. Peter’s second mistake-asking Jason to train him. Shall we go for a hat trick?

if he’s running 2000 laps -each lap had better be a tiny circle.

Sorry, Peter. Jason’s a geek. He doesn’t know a football from a golfball.

Jason could do with running 2000 laps… maybe he’d gain a little muscle and be less skinny

he’d probably run the 2000 laps on world of warquest or something

“Peter’s first mistake-thinking he can play football. Peter’s second mistake-asking Jason to train him. Shall we go for a hat trick?”

Paige The Cheerleader?