FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 24, 2009
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Transcript:
Jason: Ok, Mr. Wanna-be football star, let's see some hustle. Run over there. Now run over there. Now over there. And over there. And over there. And back here. Peter: Jason, explain to me the value of this particular drill. Jason: Dad said he'd pay me to water the lawn.
rayannina over 15 years ago
Jason, unless you want it watered with your blood, you might want to start running … away!
gtsagan over 15 years ago
“Water the lawn” and “salt the earth” are not complementary activities.
makariosTX over 15 years ago
LAME.
dicatduke over 15 years ago
Peter, you might want to rethink your strategy!
Templo S.U.D. over 15 years ago
You, dicatduke, mean that JASON might to rethink his strategy.
The Fox Brothers are following Edison’s li’l quote: Jason’s got the 1% inspiration while Peter’s got the 99% perspiration. But this is not exactly genius. Genius to Mr. Amend, but not to me.
kab2rb over 15 years ago
I’m surprised Peter has not colasped.
makariosTX over 15 years ago
What does colasped mean?
lululu9 over 15 years ago
its the past-tense form of colaspe, meaning to strangle Jason
ExpectingTheUnexpected over 15 years ago
So now Jason’s being paid by 2 people at the same time (Peter and Mr. Fox).
josh_bisbee over 15 years ago
I think Peter forgot about the 50% pain. Though it may take every bit of the 15% concentrated power of will not to strangle Jason right now.
pswhitlark over 15 years ago
Do you think this kind of training program might help the Lions?