“Oh, the god that sends us cancer, earthquakes and pestilence, the god that visits horrible pain and suffering on innocent little children, the god that has promised you will burn in great pain for ALL ETERNITY if you pi$$ him off? That god? Yeah, why would any sane person not want that vicious, vengeful creature to exist?”
Wow! I must say that I would not want to believe in your god either!
(BTW - should mention this was in response to another commenter saying something about not understanding why anyone would NOT want to believe in God - the Christian one, probably.
This always leads me back to what the great George Carlin said once:
“When it comes to (BS), big-time, major league (BS), you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest (BS) story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ‘til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good (BS) story.
luezer over 14 years ago
I saw my optimist last week and he charged me $400 for new glasses.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Rose colored I bet luezer
1148559 over 14 years ago
Ushindi said, 3 days ago
“Oh, the god that sends us cancer, earthquakes and pestilence, the god that visits horrible pain and suffering on innocent little children, the god that has promised you will burn in great pain for ALL ETERNITY if you pi$$ him off? That god? Yeah, why would any sane person not want that vicious, vengeful creature to exist?”
Wow! I must say that I would not want to believe in your god either!
Ushindi over 14 years ago
Took you three days, Maizing?
(BTW - should mention this was in response to another commenter saying something about not understanding why anyone would NOT want to believe in God - the Christian one, probably.
gimmickgenius over 14 years ago
Ushindi said: ”Took you three days, Maizing?”
C’mon, he was dead for two of the days… just got up!
HareBall over 14 years ago
You obviously have not studied the GOD of The Holy Bible if this is what you believe about him.
Ushindi over 14 years ago
This always leads me back to what the great George Carlin said once:
“When it comes to (BS), big-time, major league (BS), you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest (BS) story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ‘til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good (BS) story.
(Edited for the tender of ears or years)