PreTeena by Allison Barrows for October 30, 2012

I spent 10 years active duty in the Air Force. I’m an Independent.

I’ve worked civil service over 30 years. I’m a Nihilist

I spent over 40 years over the road. Probably delivered Teenas underwear. It’s all Bush’ fault. . Vote NoMoO. . .

Vote Romney. We’ll still be at war with Iran (or Syria, or England, take your pick) when Teena is old enough to serve.

I served three years in the Regular Army, and another ten in the National Guard and the Army Reserve. I am a Democrat.

Poly meaning many. and Tics Small blood sucking vermin.

I like her style. Everything else is kind of uncomfortable.