B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 09, 2010

Oh, wait…….this is Wiley’s Dictionary…….just like a man’s answer, right?

That could fit anybody!

(Good Morning ML & fellow BCers!)

GM Lonewolf, feeling better?

Seems a little better ML, but still not up to par. :^) Thanks for asking.

Multi- tasking (So true) yeah I mess up several things at once as well,

Hello fellow Bcer’s

im gud @ mltitsking - wate let me git that fon & finish wachin that show & eat my sndwich…..

I multi-task. I speak and annoy at the same time.

*ML* I know I should be offended but I don’t know why.

Or as a famous Cajun radio personality would put it, “half doin’ two jobs”…

Montana Lady, remember Wiley’s handicapped and fears water… it’s amazing he can write the dictionary! :)

Wiley’s nailed that one.

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

Yep. There was a study in the news recently that shows NO-ONE really multitasks. At best, your brain works like your computer running Windows: you swap tasks, doing a little bit of each one and moving on to the next. I guess the people that do it better have a bigger cache for their “swap files”…..

As to what version of Windows you’re running…. :P

What version of windows?

Well, from my observations and experience,

if you are a woman, the latest and greatest…

if you are a man, the early caveman version - say 0.0.0.0.1 or 0.0.0.0.2 - something like that…

Sounds a little like me. Some people are ambidextrous (two right hands), I’m ambisinestrous (two left hands)

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I used to multi-task like mad, but realized that I do a better job and get more done if I focus on one thing. They’ve done studies on this and proved that people can’t multi-task too well.

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Sounds like a good enough definition for me

I thought that was “governing”.

Come on, how many multi’s do you really have to task? Most of them you merely have to job.

As Charles Emerson Winchester of MASH once said..

“I do one thing and one thing at a time very well…. then I move on”…

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That’s right–why screw up one thing well, when you can mess up three (or more) at once?