Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 26, 2002

Transcript:

Joe: Did you square things with Santa, Danae? Danae: Yep...and I avoided any repercussions for my actions by conducting myself in a grown-up manner. Joe: Uh...how'd you do that? Danae: It's easy. In a firm, quasi-apologetic voice, you just have to say... "I take full responsibility for my actions." The trick, of course, is to say it without giggling. Joe: OK...no more watching Trent Lott apologies for you, young lady!