Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 26, 2009

“To live is to suffer, to suffer is to live. Live with it”.

Because people love throwing good money away. That’s why the lottery exists!

He certainly gave swingers a bad name.

Ooo! Ooo! I know this one! People are too obsessed with entertainment so Hollywood can’t put out garbage fast enough, and he still has a contract and recognizable name.

Kudos for making me laugh out loud!

Epic.

How do you get a guru off a stump ?

h2oman says:

How do you get a guru off a stump ?

Push him?

If I were in Guru’s shoes, I would said to the hiker, “Don’t you try to watch “Valkyrie” movie with Tom Cruise.”

This is just a hacky redo of Wiley’s Tom Cruise comic with “no-duh man” a year or two ago. As a student of psychology, I think Wiley may be protesting a little too much and have deeper issues of repressed attraction to Mr.Cruise. Might want to see a therapist there, Wiley!

And the Geru replies: “Life has no Cruise control.”

As long as people will pay to see Tom Cruise movies there will be Tom Cruise movies. If the movies bomb his movie making career is over.

Thanks grazer “Life has no Cruise Control”

Thank you Grazer and Wiley! You totally made my day!

I’ve been banging my head on the desk all weekend cause they came out w/ an article on how they’re already planning a sequel to Valkyrie. I haven’t seen the movie, so maybe I missed the explanation, but I see one glaring mistake in there…you know, besides Cruise. In mythology the Valkyrie were FEMALE warriors who inhabited Viking Heaven! Look it up on Wikipedia! Even Bugs Bunny got it right! So Tom Cruise is either playing a woman or a mistake, either way… (bang bang bang) Thank you, I feel better now…

Look, I don’t care if he’s in the closet or in a spaceship. He’s a lousy actor, where ever he is. He doesn’t have the face of an actor. I don’t think he internalizes the characters he plays. Look at the previews of the Nazi thing, not one of his facial expressions are believable. He is hired to ruin movies ‘cause women think he’s cute. Don’t get me goin’ about Leonardo DeCaprio…

What about Leonardo DiCaprio? He is a good actor.

(@Dracip: wink wink nod nod…your cue)

I’ve got to sy, I’m sick ot Tom Cruise, can’t believe I ever liked him. But I did love the reamke of “War of the Worlds”!

thank you, wiley! thank you, thank you, thank you, thank…!

Kaytebb, a sequel, really? I haven’t had any desire to see the Tom Cruise movie, but I do want to see the one on the history channel, since learning about Hitler is interesting to me. The commercials for the Cruise movie, just didn’t seem very believable.

DeCaprio’s face isn’t believable. It looks like he doesn’t internalize the character’s feelings and emotions when he acts. They seem two dimensional.