Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 31, 2009
Transcript:
Lucy: you've been awfully quiet, which makes me afraid to ask what you're doing. Danae: Scientific research. Lucy: OK ... I've spent all day on TMZ.com, and i can't find even on picture of anyone being well-behaved! Lucy: Um ... so? Danae: So ... do you know what this proves?! Lucy: That media doen't find normalcy marketable? Danae: Well ... yeah ... but it also supports my theory that good behavior makes you invisible.
i_am_the_jam over 15 years ago
Invisibility was quite useful for me :D :D :D
i_am_the_jam over 15 years ago
Still is, too :D
IncredibleWerekitty over 15 years ago
She speaks the truth. Good behavior makes you invisible. To the mass media. Though behaving too well can attract psychiatrists.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Always behaving yourself means no one ever suspects you when you pull a real lulu in the “bad” department. It’s like saving up for a rainy day - or that moment when you just can’t stop yourself from punching a bully in the nose, no one ever believes him that it was you who decked him!
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
The theory gives me hope since I’ve noticed nobody ever seems to notice me.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Hey, you know, I haven’t seen grazer post lately.
farren over 15 years ago
Who?
revtry over 15 years ago
The original invisible man was a thief. So there goes that theory.
Northwoodser over 15 years ago
Does this explain why people keep bumping into me? I’m invisible? Or are they doing it because I’m so visible?
Joe_Minotaur over 15 years ago
Opps! Sorry, I didn’t see you. Oh, wait. I still can’t see you. Who are you people and what are you doing in my computer?
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Danae tries to figure out on her theory about the invisible just like Chester, the Invisible cat of “Alice in the Wonderland”.
Joe_Minotaur over 15 years ago
Hey Wiley! Where can I get a Sklamp(Skull-Lamp)?
bmonk over 15 years ago
Joe_Minotaur says:
“Hey Wiley! Where can I get a Sklamp(Skull-Lamp)?”
Prolly the same place you’d get the Skull (R) computer. (Is that made by a subsidiary of Apple??)
Sternvogel over 15 years ago
Wildmustang1262: The cat’s name wasn’t Chester. He was known as the Cheshire Cat, after the English county of Cheshire.
aerwalt over 15 years ago
Just keep smiling. It makes your enemies insane. They wonder what you are up to.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
Sternvogel says: Wildmustang1262: The cat’s name wasn’t Chester. He was known as the Cheshire Cat, after the English county of Cheshire. Did they ever give a name to him? I think that Chester, the Cheshire cat has a nice ring to it. Try saying Chester, the Cheshire cat three times fast.
attyush over 15 years ago
wndrwrthg says: …I think that Chester, the Cheshire cat has a nice ring to it. Try saying Chester, the Cheshire cat three times fast.
Chester, the Cheshire cat Chester, the Cheshire cat Chester, the Cheshire cat
there
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Sternvogel says: Wildmustang1262: The cat’s name wasn’t Chester. He was known as the Cheshire Cat, after the English county of Cheshire. Thanks for correct me about the invisible cat’s name. Ahh, yes Cheshire! I thought it was supposed to be Chester but I was wrong. :-)
Ashrey over 15 years ago
It’s “normality”.