Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 22, 2009

Anyone hear the Bangles….?

..like an Egyptian.

he’s not moving his head

Just watch out for Disco Drive.

…There’s got to be a better joke for that.

Or Duckwalk Lane

Where’s a Mac truck when you need one?

Try Silly Walk Lane, the Ministry funded it for us.

All the cops in the donut shop say, way-oh, way-oh, oo-wah-ay-oh, way-ohhhhh …

Just stay away from the crosswalks, they have anger management issues…

Hieroglyph Ave? Hmmm … he must be an economist.

I guess that’s all part of being cool.

king tut…steve martin…snl…

When in Egypt you ‘walk the walk’ …

“Now when I die now don’t think I’m a nut Don’t want no fancy funeral just one like old King Tut ” . LOL Steve Martin and the Tut uncommons!

The next crosswalk requires “Moon Walking”.

In England they are Zebra Crossings. Just watch out for the Zebra Drop… Oh Scheist!

What do you get when cattle stampede at the crosswalk?

A bullevard Stop!

Next up: Cruel Summer!