Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 10, 2009

In that case, it’ll go on forever.

bleeep aliens, so what the heck can you do?

I bet Lars is wishing he had a magical mute button.

Lars is on loan from Prickly City (http://www.gocomics.com/pricklycity/2006/05/24/)

Check out this link. It explains everything about how Mars appeared August 27th. 2003 - the size of the moon. almost…

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2009/09jun_marshoax.htm

Oh, and I suppose that morphologically, the Little Blue Man here isn’t a sci-fi movie cliché? Please.

Maybe if Lars would hurry and explain why he’s superior to humans aside from being bald and having better cloaking technology, then Danae wouldn’t have to run down a list of superpowers.

Do a cool crop circle for her, Lars.

“Swallowing hamsters alive”. Ah, that brings back memories of the old TV series “V”. As we viewers were getting our first suspicions that the totally human-appearing aliens were not the nice guys they seemed to be, it was a major shock when this hot alien chick opened up her gullet and dropped in a live guinea pig. Not Alien-level of shock, but pretty shocking nonetheless.

You’ve gone right down in my estimation Lars!

Gort! Lars barada nikto.

She remains clueless.

Probably exactly where Danae got it pschearer.

Lars looks so depressed in the second pane… and exasperated in the last one… lol

Does he see dead people?

wicky - isn’t she ALWAYS clueless? :D

Can he mount a successful political campaign on the national level? … Of course he can, take a look at DC.

Funny! This could go on forever. If I didn’t think I’d be asked to prove it, I would have admitted to one of her questions to hopefully end the interrogation. Or better, yet, go back to Mars. The more distance for Danae, the better.

Lars came to Earth to fix Calvin’s Transmogrifier.

or maybe to visit his old friend Gary Sinise.

Lars, jump into your ship and fly back to Mars before Danae thinks something more to ask you.

He can’t get home yet, hence the help from his friend. Maybe Wiley can have them visit Lobstah Eddie to inspire another tall tale or poke their noses in the misterious sewer grate. OR, how about a livecast on dad’s news show (of course people will say that it’s all CGI) or they can also visit those creepy, kooky, zany neighbors (the ones that look like a certain TV family).

He thinks he’s from earth.He’ll be institutionalized shortly.Eventually he’ll be reduced to ash and haunt his planet. This is well-documented.

Potrzebie: “(…)or they can also visit those creepy, kooky, zany neighbors (the ones that look like a certain TV family).”

The Gravesytes. (Love them!)

, MARS NEEDS WOMEN………..maybe Danae and her sister can spice up Lars sex life.??????…………Unless he’s looking for hot babes..???????????

Smell the ol’ wood burning in that third panel. That was Lars’ chance to escape. Too late. He’s still there in the 4th panel.

Persistent isn’t she?

Is this show coming back? ABC’s ‘V’ Trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnNjRaBj3zs