Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 13, 2009
Transcript:
Danae: OK, I'm ready to go to Mars, Jeffrey! So where's Lars? Jeffrey: Getting his ship for us to follow through the wormhole. Danae: Uh...through the what? Jeffrey: It's a space-time continuum thing, it'll get us to his planet fast. Danae: Oh. Jeffrey: It's opening now. Danae: So where's this worm-thingy? Noise: Creeeeak. Danae: I knew there was something weird about that storm drain!! Jeffrey: Well, hang out... It's about to get a lot weirder.
rayannina over 15 years ago
The storm drain makes its long-awaited return!
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
Any little cakes that say “eat me”?
carmy over 15 years ago
Hah! I knew that too. No wonder Wiley didn’t answer me when I asked him about that.
treered over 15 years ago
or a bottle with a tag that says “Drink Me”? so there is a reason for the grate on the storm drain, and what was it Capt Eddie said, “say hi to Lars for me”? and i hope that their best selling book is not “to serve man”….
SaintRCat over 15 years ago
OH SNAP CONTINUITY ALERT!
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Ahhh, everything’s back to normal.
madKanga over 15 years ago
@gmartin997: Of course not, EVERYBODY know that if you sail too far, you fall off the edge of the world.
Varnes over 15 years ago
Wasn’t it established that the sewer pipe led right to captain Edie’s posterior? And, gmartin, of course those stories are true. What’s wrong with you?
ChukLitl Premium Member over 15 years ago
Re: madKanga You don’t fall off the edge, there’s a wall (dam?) to keep the ocean from running off.
Varnes over 15 years ago
And let’s just forget about the opportunity to use Captain Edie’s posterior to bring up Uranus. .kay?
madKanga over 15 years ago
No, we definitely do not want to bring up Uranus
wicky over 15 years ago
Ahhh, I see that the “flat worlders” are still with us, good!
cdward over 15 years ago
Can’t wait.
JonD17 over 15 years ago
Oh Boy, I can’t wait. I’m all strapped in ready to go!
ds133 over 15 years ago
I love how insulted yet vindicated Danae seems about the storm drain.
Mikey8 over 15 years ago
OK that explains a lot about my terlet.
gjsjr41 over 15 years ago
Heeeree we go!!!
ronaldmundy over 15 years ago
No, no, no….Its which side of the Caterpillar’s mushroom to take a bite out of. Who R U?
mamaterra over 15 years ago
OMG!! The storm drain!! I love it when they tie it all together.
jamadison4 over 15 years ago
/ See I told ya………. behind that storm sewer grate lies the Base for the Alian Invasion Taskforce (B.A.I.T.).
Capt. Eddie and his team of Super-Heroes have been awaiting to fight these ALFs; awaiting the evil stirrings of the Dark Menace,
DRUM-ROLL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Allan CB Premium Member over 15 years ago
Oooooh they goin’ through The Celestial Temple of Bajor to get to the Alter-Earth!
mjlew01 over 15 years ago
Finally, this Storyline is back. Does Danae think Jeffery is Cool now? A lot weirder, I wonder if they’ll hook up with “Ordinary Basil”?
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Lars looks an awful lot like Capt. Eddie’s cat.
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Now I knew where the aliens hid inside the wormhole (storm strain) because the aliens farted and burped that caused stinky sewage out of the storm strain. EWWWWWWWWW! Smell stinky, eh!
ninmas over 15 years ago
this is like the ultimate story!
Wiley creator over 15 years ago
And here’s the good news folks… it will go on for the next 3 weeks.
Of course, that’s bad news for those who prefer the single panel cartoons.
rheadelisle over 15 years ago
Three weeks is fine by me!
johnnydoc5 over 15 years ago
Sewage drain doubles as a wormhole… BRILLIANT! Of course it probably doesn’t, Jeffrey is probably just delirious from the fumes, and Danae is going to get pretty mad at him… of course that probably wouldn’t take 3 weeks.
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
She’s baaaack! And so is that storm drain that was the object of her conspiracy theory. Love it.
Wiley, I think most people will be very happy to have 3 straight weeks of Danae, Jeffrey & Lars. I know I am.
dhubb over 15 years ago
Three weeks … … … … okay, I’m done with my happy dance now.
Kerovan over 15 years ago
Actually I much prefer these to the single panel cartoons. Much More interesting IMO. I’m probably in a minority, as usual, but I’d rather see the strips with Danae and company so bring it on.
Superfrog over 15 years ago
and hold your breath….
lindz.coop Premium Member over 15 years ago
Anything with Danae is always funny!!
WalterEPhillips almost 5 years ago
There is so much about this, I just don’t understand ?