Private, if you have even a shred of self-preservational skills – I admit, a rarity in your red-shirt wearing kind – grab a bazooka and shoot up the ventilator shaft.
Exactly what I was going to say, allan and jaiel. The Red-Shirted Ensign Who Never Had a Name was always the one you knew would not be returning with the rest of the away team.
Jeez, I miss Gene. Trek got way too utopian after he died.
Star Trek had a habit of actually giving the Ensigns names. Heck, in First Contact, they killed an L-T - Mister Hawk. Either way, as the Ensign goes… “I think I’ll just throw a grenade, thanks.”
mroberts88 about 15 years ago
yeah, thats a great plan. I agree with Garfield.
Aurion about 15 years ago
Private, if you have even a shred of self-preservational skills – I admit, a rarity in your red-shirt wearing kind – grab a bazooka and shoot up the ventilator shaft.
Rakkav about 15 years ago
With his luck, Aurion, he’d bring the house down - literally - and still be just as dead.
Crewman Number 6, it’s all up to you…
ejcapulet about 15 years ago
At my house we always called him Dead Meat.
AKHenderson Premium Member about 15 years ago
Redshirt!
Superfrog about 15 years ago
Sounds like a job for Sigourny Weaver.
alondra about 15 years ago
Whatever his name is, he’s history.
GreighWolf about 15 years ago
Definitely a redshirt detail, AKH. hehe
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Don’t look so enthused Garfield.
Allan CB Premium Member about 15 years ago
he must be a Red Shirted Ensign in Star Trek!
battycomic Premium Member about 15 years ago
You sure hit the nail on the head there, Garfield!
jaiel about 15 years ago
So happy to see so many Trekkers in the world was totally gonna make the red shirt of doom joke.
mjtempke about 15 years ago
@jaiel: Thank you for saying “Trekkers” instead of “Trekkies”! It drives me nuts when people tend to lump all Star Trek fans as “Trekkies”!!
pschearer Premium Member about 15 years ago
An entree-level position.
pbrown280c about 15 years ago
Exactly what I was going to say, allan and jaiel. The Red-Shirted Ensign Who Never Had a Name was always the one you knew would not be returning with the rest of the away team.
Jeez, I miss Gene. Trek got way too utopian after he died.
cpb124 about 15 years ago
The private is ensign Kenny’s younger brother
rdwells3 about 15 years ago
you folks are hysterical, you take these comics too seriusly!
Dkram about 15 years ago
CHOMP, SWALOW, BURP!!!!!!!!
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tbree about 15 years ago
If you are going to go up there, at least bring along some ketchup for flavoring.
Rakkav about 15 years ago
Some of us are too serious, and some of us are just extremely deadpan. :) Long live deadpan humor!
Link13 about 15 years ago
Go monster! Bring some salt and pepper.
KenyarJad about 15 years ago
Star Trek had a habit of actually giving the Ensigns names. Heck, in First Contact, they killed an L-T - Mister Hawk. Either way, as the Ensign goes… “I think I’ll just throw a grenade, thanks.”
Rakkav about 15 years ago
“Thanks, SIR.” ;)
The Grand Potato over 5 years ago
Must be a red shirt
peter barthemelow junior the 3rd griffin 9 months ago
is this alien