MythTickle by Justin Thompson for October 23, 2009

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    Sisyphos  about 15 years ago

    Ows. Ows. Ows! Dziva, you’re messin’ with the headhunters’ heads!

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    4deerinmyyard  about 15 years ago

    I’d do it. It beats my current health care option, which is zilch. Does the goat have to be dead? Wouldn’t it be nicer to have a live one? http://www.heifer.org/

    Yesterday’s post was supposed to be prefaced: “I have been off the air since October 4 due to a final, fatal, terminal computer crash. Just catching up.” Hence the time-warpedness.

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    Allen Rymer  about 15 years ago

    I would guess that is paybackfor the time theey tried tomake stew of her.

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    JodieKay  about 15 years ago

    What Dziva suggests sounds a lot easier than asking insurance companies for prior authorizations–I work in a pharmacy, so we’re faxing for PA’s all the time, not that we get answers….

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    mrsullenbeauty  about 15 years ago

    Maybe it would help if they just ate Mwehu.

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    mntim  about 15 years ago

    They pronounce it “ant”. I pronounce it “aunt”.

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    screamingdolai  about 15 years ago

    They’d probably leave the magazine “Highlights for Children.”

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    bmonk  about 15 years ago

    screamingdolai, or else 5-10 year old Newsweeks, National Geographic, and Vogue…

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    Joe_Minotaur  about 15 years ago

    Justin Thought you should know that a Malware Script tried to hijack my browser when I visited this page. NIS caught it and took care of it, but GoComics may need to scan their site for malware.

    Maybe the cannibal ate someone who didn’t agree with him?

    An old joke, but a goodie.

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    Ushindi  about 15 years ago

    Well, 4deer, I was wondering - welcome back.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 15 years ago

    The antidote for eating ants is to eat an uncle!

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    Kosher71  about 15 years ago

    a body has been delivered without a return address

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member about 15 years ago

    At least their health insurance won’t drop them! But this is a fantasy.

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    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    How do you know it won’t drop them? There may be all kinds of interesting penalties in this fantasy universe.

    Harold Shea (watching someone being thrown from a tower in the Necromancer universe): “What happened to him?

    Some Demon I Don’t Remember: “Flunked his exams and was dropped…”

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