25 more years and you’ll be passed on! no more! He will cease to be! expire and go to meet its maker! a stiff! Bereft of life, he’ll rest in peace! be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes will be history! off the twig! kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! HE WILL BE AN EX-PARROT!!
Parrots the ultimate way to punish generations of descendants for being related to you.
Ziggy not only hardly ever wears pants, he also doesn’t wear shoes and socks. Does he have any socks? I can think of a good use for one here. Stuff it in that bird’s yap!
KingRat about 15 years ago
25 more years and you’ll be passed on! no more! He will cease to be! expire and go to meet its maker! a stiff! Bereft of life, he’ll rest in peace! be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes will be history! off the twig! kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! HE WILL BE AN EX-PARROT!!
Parrots the ultimate way to punish generations of descendants for being related to you.
Superfrog about 15 years ago
So, what do you want? A cracker?
Allan CB Premium Member about 15 years ago
For once, I’m sure he’d rather a beer.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
You know, I usually have no use for cats, but I think I can think of one here.
alondra about 15 years ago
Ziggy not only hardly ever wears pants, he also doesn’t wear shoes and socks. Does he have any socks? I can think of a good use for one here. Stuff it in that bird’s yap!
jim10333 about 15 years ago
125! I’d think someone would’ve sent Willard a card so that he could honor that Bird. Bird is the Word.
battycomic Premium Member about 15 years ago
It’s a wonder that bird’s lived that long!
yyyguy about 15 years ago
if he’s 125, no wonder he’s a cranky old codger!
Plods with ...™ about 15 years ago
I’m that cranky and I’m not even half his age
JOSHSMOM9 about 15 years ago
well, kingrat, nice to know that there are still monty python fans out there.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
I agree, get a cat for this one! A big one too!
KimberlyT about 15 years ago
@Susan001. He probably is. Never met a bird that was.
notinksanymore about 15 years ago
Who is Willard?