For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for August 13, 2000

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John: Toss, turn, toss... Elly: Can't sleep? John: Nope. Elly: ...Neither can I. John: I saw something strange today, Elly. Two toads in the back lane were fighting! It wasn't an ordinary little "spat." They were really going at one another! Elly: It was probably over a female. John: I didn't see one. Elly: Oh - She'd be around somewhere. John: I didn't think toads fought! Elly: All males fight over females. John? Would you fight over me? John: I guess I took too long to answer.