Garfield: I'll see you, Arlene.
Arlene: It is customary, in human circles, to kiss a lady's hand.
Garfield: You're not a human. And that's not a hand. That's a hairy paw. Oil and water, nitro and glycerin, chivalry and realism.
Arlene could do much better. For instance, she could date Goofy. WAIT, NO, ARLENE! I forgot about Goofy’s terrible and dangerous past. You don’t want to go down that road. Many have, few have returned. Anyway, that’s it. Hmm.
Xalder almost 10 years ago
What did she expect from Garfield?
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
Time to break out the Nitroglycerin…
Scrambled Eggs almost 2 years ago
Poor Arlene.
Vulo the Face Borrower Premium Member about 1 year ago
Arlene could do much better. For instance, she could date Goofy. WAIT, NO, ARLENE! I forgot about Goofy’s terrible and dangerous past. You don’t want to go down that road. Many have, few have returned. Anyway, that’s it. Hmm.