Garfield by Jim Davis for May 28, 1983
May 27, 1983
May 29, 1983
Transcript:
Garfield: I'll see you, Arlene. Arlene: It is customary, in human circles, to kiss a lady's hand. Garfield: You're not a human. And that's not a hand. That's a hairy paw. Oil and water, nitro and glycerin, chivalry and realism.
Arlene could do much better. For instance, she could date Goofy. WAIT, NO, ARLENE! I forgot about Goofy’s terrible and dangerous past. You don’t want to go down that road. Many have, few have returned. Anyway, that’s it. Hmm.