La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 10, 2004
Transcript:
George W. Bush on tv: After a thorough probe involving self-hypnosis, I can now reveal waht happened to my missing tim in the Texas air national guard. Alien abduction. But I can assure you it was not "same-sex alien abduction." Por favor! I am requesting a female alien examinator! Alien: Zeldar, are you male or female? Alien 2: Yes.