La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 01, 2007
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La Cucaracha's Actual History of Cinco de Mayo Sponsored by Virgencita Non-Alcoholic tequila. Mexico, 1862. The snooty French army enters Mexico to collect debt$ from new Mexican Presidente Juarez. Note: First Indian Prez!! The French had intended to stay all along! Maximillian: Hola, I'm your new emperor, my little brown one. Benito Juarez: Que rude! They would just not leave... Maximillian: You will come to love mimes. Juarez: This means war!