Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 27, 1958
Transcript:
"Boy, will Violet ever be surprised.." Charlie Brown announces as he walks along. He carries a small gift wrapped box.<br> <br> He adds, "I can hardly wait to see the look on her face.." Lucy turns to look at Charlie Brown as he approaches.<br> <br> "What do you have there, Charlie Brown?" she asks.<br> <br> They face each other: "This is a present for Violet, but I'm sure not going to tell YOU what it is!"<br> <br> Lucy says, "You think I'd tell her, don't you? Oh, I'd NEVER do that..I promise you..I give you my solemn promise!" Sitting on the ground in front, unbeknownst to Charlie Brown, Violet plays in the sand.<br> <br> He glances at the gift: "All right, then I'll let you in on the secret.. it's a little music box.." Lucy turns away and shouts: "HEY VIOLET! HE GOT YOU A MUSIC BOX!!"<br> <br> "AAUGH!" Charlie Brown bangs his head against a tree.<br> <br> "Nature is a fascinating study, Linus..." Lucy remarks to her brother as they walk along.<br> <br> "Now take this tree..see how the bark is damaged? It almost looks like someone has been pounding his head against it..." She points. Charlie Brown sits on the ground, slumped against the other side of the tree.<br> <br> "Most likely, however, it was caused by a bear who merely stopped to sharpen his claws!" Lucy concludes as she walks away. Linus remains looking at the tree trunk. <br> <br> Charlie Brown sighs: "What in the world will she be like when she's a teen-ager?"<br> <br>
dhochoy almost 13 years ago
God help us all.
TheCaciaTree almost 13 years ago
The world better watch out when Lucy van Pelt hits puberty!
Infotsunami over 12 years ago
Lucy’s, What, over 60? I’m beginning to think puberty’s not in the cards.
bcn172000 over 12 years ago
The horror of a teenager times the horror of Lucy
RoofDog over 11 years ago
You blockhead! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/70742/
The Comic Connoisseur almost 8 years ago
Chuck is just too trusting
alien011 over 7 years ago
Katie Kaboom, I guess.
yow4zip Premium Member over 6 years ago
He never learns.
thepinkbaroness over 4 years ago
I shudder to think about it.
Anton Sherwood about 2 years ago
Pshaw, that’ll never happen.
Mr Pets almost 2 years ago
Lucy is gonna get what she has coming soon (I hope it’s a punch to the mouth)
Frankie5466 8 months ago
Why in the world would CB get Violet a gift anyway? She’s not exactly nice to him.. all the time with the “my dad is better than yours” nonsense and telling him She’s having parties and not inviting him etc