Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 03, 1960
Transcript:
Lucy lies on floor and writes, "I'm really performing him a great service . . . I sort of wish that someone had done something like this for me when I was young . . ."<br> <br> Linus plays on the floor. Lucy says, "Here, Linus . . . Look what I've done for you . . ."<br> <br> Lucy says, "I've made up a list of New Year's resolutions that I feel you need desperately to make . . ."<br> <br> Lucy continues, "Actually these are reforms which will help you to become a better person." Linus says, "Well, how nice!"<br> <br> Linus says, "This was very thoughtful of you, Lucy . . . I shall try ernestly to improve myself in all these areas . . ."<br> <br> Linus says, "I'll make good use of this list . . . I'll try very hard to improve . . . I really will!"<br> <br> Linus smiles and says, "I fact, I think I'm getting better all ready! Look at me . . . I'm improving!!"<br> <br> Linus starts laughing. Linus continues laughing and tosses the paper on the floor.<br> <br> Lucy looks at the list.<br> <br> Lucy sits next to Charlie Brown and says, "Reformers have a hard life."<br> <br>
alien011 almost 8 years ago
So, I guess if “Be less sarcastic” was on that list he already failed.
slifer79 over 7 years ago
I’m surprised Lucy didn’t slug him for that.
ootey over 7 years ago
Especially insensitive ones.
yow4zip Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He couldn’t keep a straight face for long.
geeski almost 5 years ago
Now she is asking CB for advice. Five cents, please!
HeatherMcCrillis almost 5 years ago
Martin Luther faced similar problems, Lucy.