The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 27, 2011

Nothing like perfectly aged beef!

Anybody for Beef Jerky!

Reminds me of the heifers I see in the Islands baking their wrinkles by the pool.

Tan me hide when I’m dead, Fred, tan me hide when I’m dead. So they tanned his hide when he died, Clyde, and that’s it hanging on the shed. Altogether now, tie me kangaroo down sport.

Hey Scott, Shouldn’t there at least be a bottle of BBQ sauce there mislabelled as “tanning lotion”?

Cows getting a tan? What a load of BULL! Heh.

I saw a woman like that sitting at the pool day in and day out looking all leathery. When she stood up she had stripes.

vzs1022, so she wasn’t a cow, she was a zebra???

Good one, Oceala! Love Rolf Harris …… :-)

Did that cow have a mastectomy?

I hate beef that’s been kept under a heat lamp.

Nice name for the salon.

I refuse to be cowed.