Pickles by Brian Crane for March 06, 2009

There’s a reason why pinata whackers wear blindfolds.

Oh man, can you imagine the horror to pull of the blindfold and discover you just bludgeoned Bambi?

No Earl, this is what comes of your grandson watching “Bambi”. (My sons say “Who’s Bambi?”)

I can imagine how terrify Nelson is because he sees that “Bambi” piñata! He can’t dare to bludgeon it with the stick.

It’s too cute to bust it.

How can grown ups just stand there? Go beat the H out of it so we can get to another storyline.

That’s OK Earl, just take him deer hunting! It will teach him about how to positively impact the environment by reducing the over-populated deer. One taste of “Bambi” in a stew or bologna, and he’ll love it. (I am serious!)

Shouldn’t you be out hunting the two TRULY overpopulated species …… cockroaches and humans. Killing cockroaches MAY help the environment somewhat, hunting humans will do absolutely marvelous things for it.

misterwhite-I totally agree! Where do YOU live? Head for the woods, I’ll give you a 1/2 hour head start! If I get YOU, I’ll get BOTH of your most overpopulated species! <:-)

I agree with Wuz two…Bambi burgers and ribs SO TENDER I know it’s murder tasty tasty murder

I’m with Nelson on this. What kind of pervert thinks it is a good idea to get a child to smash a baby deer?