Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 22, 2005

Transcript:

Pete: So, as a Dustocisist, you have to wear that poof on your head? Wink: Yes. It shows my dedication. I've almost achieved enlightenment, Pete. I just can't seem to give up that last possession. Oh, I'm so close, but that wicked tempter keeps me grounded! Evil, evil VCR!! Pete: Wait. Your VCR is keeping you from spiritual Nirvana? Wink: Well, I like to tape "The Golden Girls."