Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 28, 2009

Not fishing alone is always a mistake!

Beats trying to untangle them.

That’s one way to solve a knotty problem.

i’m hooked.

Goosfraba

To fish, or not to fish, what a silly question…

Give a man a fish and he’ll have dinner. Teach a man to fish, he’ll be late for dinner….

He has reeled them in - hook, line, and sinker.

Give a man a fish and he’ll have dinner. Teach a man to fish, he’ll be late for dinner

Aren’t you taking a little too much license with the bad jokes?

I mean, I’m game, and wouldn’t wardenarily say anything, - whatever floats your boat, y’know - but pe-pole have been line-ing up asking us to tackle y’all and give you the hook.

Want more? Five bucks. Want me to stop? Fifty.

Bring your wife a fish and you’ll have dinner. Teach your wife to fish and you loose all your free weekends. I made this mistake, she brought a radio and a cell phone. Then she wanted to TALK while we fished. Unfortunate the stream wasn’t deep enough to drown her er myself.

Don’t fish so close to me!

Don’t use a hook… .problem solved.

That therapist is just stringing them along.

That’s Alexander the Therapist.

But they were just tying the knot.

Looks like group therapy to me…

Grouper Therapy?

Unfortunate the stream wasn’t deep enough to drown her er myself

Women …can’t live with ‘em, can’t shoot ‘em

I like the Larry, Darrel & Darrel version: Women…Can’t like with them, can’t put ‘em in a sack.

First you have to unload all your carp.

Jon, I think you should listen to “Where the Wild Roses Grow” by Nick Cave.

Like it or not, you gotta deal with us. I get sadistic pleasure from that thought. Hah!

stop baiting

its reel live therapy…