Behold Sir PappyFiddle
He comments here in verse
He really should be trying
To normally converse
But truly no one minds it
His wit sure packs a punch
I’m most insanely jealous
It takes mine out to lunch :)
Alas, alack, I rue the day
The doctor gave my leg away
To solve another ensign’s woe–
Another limb I cannot grow.
And though I may be made of tin
With screws without and bolts within
A heart have I, injustice feel–
A wound like this can never heal.
And though I may seem crushed, alack,
Beware, ensign… I will be back!
margueritem over 15 years ago
You deserve it, Nurse Ratchet.
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
what about his arm?
Rakkav over 15 years ago
Perhaps he lost his leg when he was accidentally disposed of as an ugly parasite.
In any case, a missing arm on Ratchet wouldn’t require crutches.
Yukoneric over 15 years ago
I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
McGehee over 15 years ago
I was expecting today’s strip to show the ship in trouble, ‘cause it’s Mayday.
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
If Nurse Ratchet keeps this up, she’ll be left without a leg to stand on…
MommaMadeMe over 15 years ago
Let’s hope no one needs a heart. Cause she certainly doesn’t have one.
nsultan over 15 years ago
Once again nurses make the big sacrifices.
PappyFiddle over 15 years ago
whatever you say to the doctor don’t offend the nurse he can make you better but she can make you worse
Rakkav over 15 years ago
Behold Sir PappyFiddle He comments here in verse He really should be trying To normally converse But truly no one minds it His wit sure packs a punch I’m most insanely jealous It takes mine out to lunch :)
orionsdaughter over 15 years ago
Alas, alack, I rue the day The doctor gave my leg away To solve another ensign’s woe– Another limb I cannot grow. And though I may be made of tin With screws without and bolts within A heart have I, injustice feel– A wound like this can never heal. And though I may seem crushed, alack, Beware, ensign… I will be back!
jestrfyl over 15 years ago
What’s the robot complainin’ about. At least those spiffy new crutches didn’t cost an arm AND a leg! That’s a fifty percent discount!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 6 years ago
That’s a good feed-back loop.