Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 17, 2009

And in time they will be virtually starved to death.

Which will cut down on payroll expenses. Not to mention health insurance, office supplies, oxygen …

and that’s how the matrix started

Are there any tables and dishes, or is that all virtual too?

Eat all the chocolate cake you want - the virtual calories don’t count!

and virtually constipated?

Let’s hope they don’t resort to virtual restrooms.

Good one, DOC!

A great way to lose weight. ALL of it!

I love all these comments, but personally I think the WonderWarthog was the first with the best.

…don’t show this new diet to my wife…I don’t want to be on it…

AgentSpectrum- virtual calories do count, because then they’ll be virtually fat!

“…and just as tasty.”