Reminds me of the coroner who pronounced a man dead of a heart attack, until they turned him over and saw the knife sticking out of his back…
Gweedo, ya think? ;-)
He misspelled Doqtrr.
I’d have them take a look at that weird growth whilst they’re at it.
The growth is probably thinking about a trip to the vet to get a bad taste out of its mouth.
Very relevant to South Africa current health system. We are moving backwards with our health system.
A friend of mine (a Scottish bagpiper) used to give the same basic quip whenever asked this question:
Q: How did he die? A: His heart stopped.
Second opinion? You’re ugly too!
Just an acute case of sabre tooth ache. He needs to see a Denizt, not a Doktor.
I recommend tiger balm…
I’m sorry, your plan doesn’t cover SABRE tooth tigers… is there anything else we can help you with?
“Sorry, me with HMO; me no allowed to help you for two moons. Next!”
Avoid healthcare problems. Just stay healthy.
That diagnosis was based on The patient having a CAT scan.
Electrolyte imbalance?
(between trog and kitty cat)
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Reminds me of the coroner who pronounced a man dead of a heart attack, until they turned him over and saw the knife sticking out of his back…
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Gweedo, ya think? ;-)
4deerinmyyard almost 15 years ago
He misspelled Doqtrr.
mrsullenbeauty almost 15 years ago
I’d have them take a look at that weird growth whilst they’re at it.
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
The growth is probably thinking about a trip to the vet to get a bad taste out of its mouth.
watcha almost 15 years ago
Very relevant to South Africa current health system. We are moving backwards with our health system.
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
A friend of mine (a Scottish bagpiper) used to give the same basic quip whenever asked this question:
Q: How did he die? A: His heart stopped.
gordrogb Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Second opinion? You’re ugly too!
alan.gurka almost 15 years ago
Just an acute case of sabre tooth ache. He needs to see a Denizt, not a Doktor.
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
I recommend tiger balm…
ColoradoRider almost 15 years ago
I’m sorry, your plan doesn’t cover SABRE tooth tigers… is there anything else we can help you with?
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
“Sorry, me with HMO; me no allowed to help you for two moons. Next!”
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
Avoid healthcare problems. Just stay healthy.
Bill_Wa almost 15 years ago
That diagnosis was based on The patient having a CAT scan.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 5 years ago
Electrolyte imbalance?
(between trog and kitty cat)