Scene: A man has just finished washing his car. As he turns to go back inside, he hears “The Ride of the Valkyries” playing; looking up, he sees the flying elephants coming his way. He starts screaming, and the camera goes black as we hear a loud wet thump and a car alarm.
Voice-over: “Dumbo Drop 2 – This time, it’s personal.”
margueritem over 15 years ago
Broomie, you could pass out broomsticks….
Llewellenbruce over 15 years ago
How would you like to get hit by one of their droppings?
Yukoner over 15 years ago
If this were in colour they would have to be pink.
Sisyphos over 15 years ago
There are Canadian geese in my neighborhood who look remarkably like flying elephants (and poop like them, too)!
tirnaaisling over 15 years ago
So Broomie’s forest is somewhere along a straight line path between Disneyland and the Bahamas? Assuming elephants can navigate in a stright line.
Rakkav over 15 years ago
Or assuming that they want to. Remember, an elephant can do pretty much what it wants. :)
Maybe they’re following the most likely path of food sources…check those droppings…
justjam38 over 15 years ago
those geese do pollute a park, beach, waterway. how about a longer hunting season on them.
lewisbower over 15 years ago
How about making it illegal to feed them in the park
justjam38 over 15 years ago
it is but there are wy to many stupid people still living, look how they feed gators!
gjsjr41 over 15 years ago
They feed gators??
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
Careful marg–Broomie may offer Nerwin a “no-frills” ride on her broom.
linsonl over 15 years ago
The subdivisio I live in has several lakes, and the waterfoul (sic) are terrible polluters of our lakes.Feeding is a NO-NO.
Sherlock Watson over 15 years ago
Scene: A man has just finished washing his car. As he turns to go back inside, he hears “The Ride of the Valkyries” playing; looking up, he sees the flying elephants coming his way. He starts screaming, and the camera goes black as we hear a loud wet thump and a car alarm.
Voice-over: “Dumbo Drop 2 – This time, it’s personal.”
coffeeturtle over 15 years ago
LOL! Nice SherlockWatson!!
MisngNOLA over 15 years ago
Did you ever notice that when birds fly in that Vee formation that one leg of the Vee is longer than the other? Do you know why it’s that way?
DawnAvril over 15 years ago
LOL On a similar topic: http://www.timescolonist.com/technology/Raindrops+keep+fallin+wait+those+aren+raindrops/1875216/story.html
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
I’ve always wondered why birds do their droppings on my car only in a lot of about 50. Usually it’ll happen shortly after I’ve washed it.
drfavre over 15 years ago
My husband swears that all of the birds aim for his little GREEN DEL SOL!!!
Rakkav over 15 years ago
MisngNOLA, both the V-formation itself and the fact one leg of it is longer than the other are ways of eliminating drag and conserving energy.
w9cwd over 15 years ago
@MisngNOLA One leg is longer cause it has more birds in it.
Keith Messamer over 15 years ago
Start flapping your ears, Nerwin.
alife over 15 years ago
Has anyone SEEN what *Elephants DO >;D*