Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 31, 2002

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SUPER-FUN-PAK COMIX Management Does the Darnest Things! Man: I artificially inflated our stock price... Then I cashed out and drove us bankrupt. Woman: That is so typical! Man 2: Next we'll get a memo on wasteful memos. MsSmelty's World, Starring Tom Cruise Wife: McSmelty! Why don't you look for a job? McSmelty: Because I might find one! Selfish Gene Girl: Gene! You're actually being selfless! Gene: No I'm not! This is my brother. By aiding him, I enhance my own inclusive fitness. Science Facts For the Immature Today: Living with gas! Gas is an important subject, although it is often passed by busy students. Why must we study gas? Scientists believe it is our duty! Ace Powell, Tex Poulder, Dr. Ryder and Judge Kyle Kage Ace: I was camping, and I heard a cry for help! Tex: What's going on? Ryder: Is someone in trouble? Kage: You O.K.? Storm: Hi, I'm Sky Storm, test pilot! Next: More Protagonists! Uncle Capn's Puzzle Rectangle Uncle: Hey, kids! Lend me a fiver. Can you find 3 things wrong with the picture? 1 That lady under the clock reminds me of that lying, thieving drunk of an ex-wife of mine. 2 She still owes me $150, my half of the color RCA TV she took with her when she left three years ago. And believe me, I'll get that money. 3 What she doesn't realize is that a person should be able to make a mistake or two and not be expected to pay for it the rest of his blamed life. I wasn't perfect, far from it; I admit that. ...Hey, kid! What're you staring at? Go watch one of yer Spongehead cartoons or whatever the hell it is you do.