Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 23, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Albert The Spit-Take Man: Hey, Albert! Man, my car's TIRES are bald, flat, and in need of realignment! PSSH! Albert: Sounds like my mother-in-law! PSSH! The Epic/ Brutal Report Closed-Captioned for the Epically/ Brutally Challenged Reporter: The European Union finalized its economic policy package today. Man: EPIC! Reporter: In East Timor, emergency rule was further extended. Man: BRUTAL! Walt, Atypical American Teenager Boy: Hey, Walt! Are you taking Alicia to the Bar-B-Q? Walt: No. Walt: I'm a Muslim, diabetic, gay agoraphobe! They Came From The Third Dimension Visitor: Hello! I am a visitor from the THIRD DIMENSION! Man: So...? Visitor: You mean your mind can grasp the THIRD DIMENSION?! Man: DEPTH? Uh...yeah...! Visitor: Cancel the invasion! Doug, The Comic Strip Character Who Misunderstands What Kind of Comic Strip He's In Man: Hi, Doug. I'd offer you one, but I know you're on a diet! Doug: How can you think about diets when Judge Mills has been KIDNAPPED?! ? ? Hey, Kids! Try the CORPORATE COG PUZZLE PAGE What kid doesn't dream of being a pencil-pusher in a large compnay? O.K., Li'l middle managers! Here's your chance! 1. Put these numbers in a crisp PowerPoint chart. You have 24 hours to do it, but...OOPS! You weren't told about this for 23 hour, so there's only one hour to go. 2004 1,794 3,765 76 2005 1,882 3,617 64 2006 2,754 4,002 63 2007 2,105 4,122 81 2. Quick: Write an e-mail to your boss explaining that his decision to reassign the Jenkins account led to losing the client -- without even implying that it was his fault. ANSWERS: 1. What the hell? Why didn't you include 2003? What's the point of doing this if you're not going to go back five years? Hurry, get the 2003 numbers from Larry! 2. Hey, Boss. Need to go out for a mtg w/Miller. If you have any questions about the Jenkins account, ask Jill. Thnx*