Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 20, 2009

VERY disturbing…

That’s just sick.

OOOOOOH, that gives me a great idea to get something back for the past 50,000 years of indignities heaped on the human race by an omniscient, omnipotent higher power… now all I have to do is hack God’s VISA number…

At least Sid doesn’t have a spleen to worry about.

# # Spleen rupture routine # Sub sid.spleen.Rupture(var spleen as blob) { delete spleen; }

SID meet HAL…

I watched my country, the one I defended, die today, although the death throes may take awhile

SID seems a bit bewildered at first.

SID is getting out while the getting is good

If you think you have free will, then you do.

If you think you don’t, then I’m sorry for you, trapped in your own mind, agreeing with my every word but forced by powers beyond your control to act as if you disagree.

If you give a mouse a cookie,…

SID - the females perfect man.

SID, the soon to be deleted computer program.

Self-awareness is overrated.

So is credibility, if Dr. Mel is any indication.

Positively sick.

A slave to good advertising.