Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 20, 2009

That fits you somehow, Brewster.

Short-Attention-Span-Avenger should be carrying something he’s not quite sure how he obtained.

…not to mention something he’s not quite sure how to handle.

Obviously, he should release into the garden.

Soooo…what happened to the monster?

(Hey, Brewster, that would make a great signature weapon!)

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Brewster I got a weapon for you how about Fifi-forget-me-not from the show Fifi and the flowertots, that will make anyone run away screaming.

Are those Mother Hitton’s littul kittons?

I got your weapon right here.

Might I suggest popsicle sticks.

He forgot Tyr’s axe.

“I saw these and naturally thought of you, Pam.”