Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 31, 2009

haha, but not half as bad as ‘Uranus’.

I think they’ll rename it “taint”.

they will rename it urabuthole.

I know all of you where thinking it.

Skidmark.

Boy, I guess the Uranian told us, huh?. Geeze, that’s the best insult he can come with. Maybe he should get his head out of his own.

They renamed Uranus to Urectum to stop the dumb jokes.*(Urectum-heck you killed ‘em!)

Stargazers have discovered rings around Uranus. Goooolllley!

=Childish joke alert=

“I have a telescope that can pick out Uranus! Wanna try it?”

Perhaps they should send Capt Kirk to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons.

shunting, are you saying Kirk’s like toilet paper?

shunting, your comment is HILARIOUS!

It’s also an old joke…I about died between laughter and disgust when another version of it was sprung on me. (I’m just glad the astronomers have gone Hellenic with the planet’s pronunciation…thanks to jokes like these.)

“Ours.” :)

A real terror.

(Terra)