Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 14, 2009

Ack! LOL! Will they do him in with a keyboard?

I wonder who’s going to become lord of the files?

Is it just me or have humans become totally pathetic?

ejcapulet:

…pathetic would be an upgrade for humanity

Hey, you with the pole…I have a suggestion…

http://www.despair.com/sacrifice1.html

The internet may be down, but everyone’s still getting lots of hits.

Oh Lordy, they’re going to google him alive.

It will be a slow and painful death is they use Vista.

The path to righteousness leads to the main frame with a human sacrifice.

Tennessee Charlie said “my choice for sacrifice would have pam. ” What kind of sacrifice involves non-stick cooking spray? Sorry couldn’t resist. Of course nowadays when home cooking only involves a microwave maybe some of the people coming here have never heard of Pam.

hmmmm Time for a reboot…..Someone kick Booster in the pants!

Day 5. How long is the lame joke going to run?

Six days…as I predicted, what was it, four days ago…

Until the author’s computer started working again when he was writing this storyline, probably.

Nice link Rakkav! :)

LOVE the face of the guy freaking out in panel 1!!

This is getting out of hand. They are turning into SOTU replicates!

Lol what now? Now the Internet has its own Gods? Here I thought the people I meet are bad. I sure hope Brighthouse isn’t providing Internet there or there’s no hope. Honestly does no one have a cellphone?

As for sacrifices, why use Pam? She’s actually useful. Send Cliff: 1) He’s ugly, 2) Fat, 3) Stupid, 4) Completely useless.

His weight alone should be good enough to please the Gods, or did we learn nothing from mythology? Or are they just saving him until cannibalism takes over?

I’ve tried human sacrifice - it only works if you can stuff the whole body into the cd slot. Even then, if the Internet gods are not pleased, you still get nuthin’.

Isn’t it customary to offer a virgin as a sacrifice?

Virgins are a good idea, but I can’t find any.

Me neither, Trebor! Of course, when I do find any, they tend to lose their virginity rapidly.

Doesn’t work without popcorn.

Ther goes Kenny again