Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for May 30, 2011

He has become a hard-boiled delinquent, probably a crack head.

Get scrambled.

Down with separation!!!

I guess, in the end, the yolk was on him.

That egg-ceptionally hard shell of his will not go over easy with the yolkels in charge.

I thought painted eggs were last month. Get with the times THOM.

He’s become deviled for sure. He’ll be poached when the coppers lock him away. Maybe he fried his brains by inhaling paint fumes? Maybe the judge will go over-easy on him if it’s his first offence. Maybe the yolk is just on all of us… who knows?

Lew – he’s wearing a vest bro. Also, don’t look in the grass around his right foot.

@Lewreader – Maybe Thom was aiming for eggs benedict and just got his hollendays mixed up.

Are those low-riders? Cool! Humpty is ♪♫♪♫ Bad, bad to the bone! ♪♫♪♫ (Or yolk in this case!)

Could be Custard’s Last Stand…….

Egg Zactly!

Humpty Dumpty wrote on the wall; Humpty Dumpty got in a brawl.And all the king’s horses and all the King’s menCouldn’t put Humpty into the State pen!—He’s sure a hard-boiled egg here. Will they exile him to Easter Island?

All the puns today are groaners.

It’s eggs-asperating to see all these coddled Birdbrains trying to out-scramble the next poster to lay an egg u-pun us

Next he’ll be an egg (w)rapper!

I think he’s been sniffing that paint as well as using it!