Monty by Jim Meddick for July 08, 2011
July 07, 2011
July 09, 2011
Transcript:
EB3: I know... it's crazy... why? Why do we have to continue this charade? Meeting like this... in secret! It's absurd! All because this world can't understand the perfectly natural love of two mature, UL-listed appliances! We're not harming anyone! It's not like we're doing anything wrong! In fact, I'm not even sure how we could do anything wrong, but if I had to guess, I'd say it might somehow involve your cranny nozzle.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Whoa! What happened to the RPG boys? I feel uncomfortable eavesdropping on EB seducing his vacuum cleaner.
Ida No over 13 years ago
Ouch. Not the cranny nozzle! Can’t we use the counter-rotating slot buffer this time?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Wait — he’s been buying her Valentine’s Day dustballs and sexy lingerie for a couple of years, and he read her exploded diagram in detail……. And he still hasn’t gotten to 3rd base…. um, whatever or wherever that is?? EB, I thought you knew how to turn her on!
DocOmics over 13 years ago
EB, if you did what you want to do AFTER removing her HEPA filter, THAT would be wrong!
reedkomicks Premium Member over 13 years ago
I didn’t realize that EB was ul-listed.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Try adjusting her floor setting to “shag” and see what happens…
bebob over 13 years ago
I thought this was a family cartoon. I had to pull the comics from my daughter when she started asking questions. Now she thinks babies come from a vacuum cleaner.
jpozenel over 13 years ago
“Cranny”…that’s a funny word!
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I think she wants him to talk dirty to her.
Varnes over 13 years ago
Poor EB, he’s so caring for her, um, it is a her right? And yet, her responses to his devotion suck…..
Goblinopolis over 13 years ago
When/how did EB get UL listed?
Ida No over 13 years ago
Goblinopolis: Per design spec.
Dennett Premium Member 4 months ago
Too much information!