Monty by Jim Meddick for July 08, 2011
Transcript:
EB3: I know... it's crazy... why? Why do we have to continue this charade? Meeting like this... in secret! It's absurd! All because this world can't understand the perfectly natural love of two mature, UL-listed appliances! We're not harming anyone! It's not like we're doing anything wrong! In fact, I'm not even sure how we could do anything wrong, but if I had to guess, I'd say it might somehow involve your cranny nozzle.
Ouch. Not the cranny nozzle! Can’t we use the counter-rotating slot buffer this time?