Monty by Jim Meddick for July 14, 2011
July 13, 2011
July 15, 2011
Transcript:
Monty: Um, I'm starting to get a little worried about this... Man: No, no, it's OK... #1) it's never been firmly established that a zombie - monkey virus is transmittable to humans... #2) to become a zombie I'd have to die first anyway. #3) so far I've shown no increased interest in devouring human brains... Monty: Well, OK. I'll go make up the couch... Man: Wait. Do you smell that? Monty: Smell what? Man: It smells like parietal lobe in here. Monty: Like what? Man: Never mind.
Dirty Dragon over 13 years ago
♪♫ Heya Tom, it’s Bob.. from the office down the hall It’s good to see you bud-dy, how’ve you been? Things have been OK for me, except that I’m a zombie now.. I really wish you’d let us in I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna DIE SCREAMINGAll we want to do is eat your brains! We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes… ♪♫
Küren44 over 13 years ago
Spit out Monty!
phuhknees over 13 years ago
Just a thought: why can’t the header be a Flash file – interactive, ya’know? – so we can play Whack-A-Monty while we think of something clever to post?
McGehee over 13 years ago
There’s only one place on this site I want to see Flash, and his last name better be Gordon.
billyruffian over 13 years ago
I’m not worried, Monty’s smart enough to get his anti-zombie booster every two years.
jpozenel over 13 years ago
Everyone had to see this coming at panel #1.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Is Zombie Contagion spread by contact? By sharing bodily fluids (like saliva)? By biting only? By airborne vectors? Enquiring brains want to know!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 13 years ago
Quick, get the Listerine!!!!!