Monty by Jim Meddick for July 14, 2011
July 13, 2011
July 15, 2011
Transcript:
Monty: Um, I'm starting to get a little worried about this... Man: No, no, it's OK... #1) it's never been firmly established that a zombie - monkey virus is transmittable to humans... #2) to become a zombie I'd have to die first anyway. #3) so far I've shown no increased interest in devouring human brains... Monty: Well, OK. I'll go make up the couch... Man: Wait. Do you smell that? Monty: Smell what? Man: It smells like parietal lobe in here. Monty: Like what? Man: Never mind.
♪♫ Heya Tom, it’s Bob.. from the office down the hall It’s good to see you bud-dy, how’ve you been? Things have been OK for me, except that I’m a zombie now.. I really wish you’d let us in I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna DIE SCREAMINGAll we want to do is eat your brains! We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes… ♪♫