Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2011

Yeah, but where’s her husband?

Talk fast, Pig. You’ve got 30 seconds to convince her you’re the one she should be with.

Strike two! —And I think you’re already out, Pig since tomorrow is Sunday and can be expected to feature a stand-alone strip, with a new arc beginning Monday. Sorry! I really, really sympathize!

An appropriate line might be a beeline, Piggy. For the door. Now.

Oh Pig. You’ve done it again.

He has guts, and he’s earnest, and not cheesy. If she doesn’t wish she was available she should.

Better luck next time.

the fact that pig is debating whether or not a line is appropriate seems out of character.

Pig, better get out before hubbby comes back and kicks your bacon!

You’ve heard of the bar game, “Pass the Pigs”? This is “Pass the Pig Over.”

Lynyrd Skynyrd “Give me three steps, Mister”

Pig has got some serious game!

pig shouldnt asume

So where is the cocktail glass of this so-called boyfriend?

Had the courage to give it a try. That’s really all that matters. God for him.

“When Pickups Crash and Burn,” tonight on 60 Minutes.

THANK GOD HE HAD THE COURAGE TO TRY, INSTED OF DANCING TO GET LADIES ATTENTION

…wouldn’t have stopped Rat.

Awwwwwwwwwww!

xxx

Maybe her boyfriend is a porcupine.

Good luck Pig.

Her head is glowing in the first panel