Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2011
July 01, 2011
July 03, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: I'm sorry. But my girlfriend recently left me, and I saw you sitting by yourself, and I thought, 'I bet that woman's as lonely as me... I should try and comfort her.' Woman: My boyfriend's in the bathroom. Pig: 'We'll get through this together' now feels like a less appropriate line.
Strike two! —And I think you’re already out, Pig since tomorrow is Sunday and can be expected to feature a stand-alone strip, with a new arc beginning Monday. Sorry! I really, really sympathize!