Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 24, 1987
December 23, 1987
December 25, 1987
Transcript:
Calvin: Psst! Are you awake? Hobbes: Of course. Calvin: I haven't heard Santa yet, have you? Do you think he's coming? Hobbes: It's only 11:00, we may be on the later route. Calvin: *gasp* Did you hear that? Hobbes: It's him! It's Santa! Shhh! He's saying something! Dad: Slppin' rippin' dang fang rotten zarg barg-a-ding dong! Mom: Quiet, dear! Calvin will hear you!
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DragonWizzard about 14 years ago
Man dad. Language!
EastEmi about 14 years ago
a lovely story.
comic123455 over 13 years ago
Hey quit posing as santa mom and dad!
yow4zip Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Santa has a mouth on him!
bmonk almost 12 years ago
’Twas Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was sleeping, not even a mouse.
hayman21 about 9 years ago
Hahahahahahaha o my god Hahahaha
SilvieSkydancer about 9 years ago
My girlfriend read this strip out loud in a Skype call and she couldn’t read Dad’s angrish without laughing
glowing-steak32 almost 9 years ago
Dad! This is a family strip!
patli618 about 8 years ago
If they dislike Calvin so much, why give him such a big present?
donerito almost 7 years ago
That is some of the best non-swearing swearing I have ever heard (read).
sunchaunzo almost 7 years ago
DING DONG DOO DOO HEAD BOP NOSED STUPID MOO!!!
DanWolfie almost 4 years ago
I just dropped a bunch of Chromebooks on my foot at my workplace and I ended up yelling the Dad’s line in the last panel…
Dakota The Light Blue Ice Master almost 4 years ago
DING DONG DING DOO HEAD BOP BOP NOSED STUPID MOO TOE!
Dakota The Light Blue Ice Master almost 4 years ago
DING DONG DOO DOO HEAD BOP NOSED STUPID MOO!!!
Dakota The Light Blue Ice Master almost 4 years ago
My brother read this strip out loud in a Skype call and she couldn’t read Dad’s angrish without laughing
Dakota The Light Blue Ice Master almost 4 years ago
Ha Ha!
Dakota Herring over 3 years ago
HA! HA!
Odie's best friend almost 3 years ago
when your so mad u say things that make no sense
Anton Sherwood about 2 years ago
So edumacational! I sometimes say “Badword!” over and over.
JoeManzaJr almost 2 years ago
Mom: Quiet, dear! Calvin will hear you!Dad: Why worry? He’s too young and stupid to understand anyway.