Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 02, 1988
July 01, 1988
July 03, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: Susie, quick! Get help! Somebody filled the sandbox with quicksand! I'm sinking fast! Ack! Rrggh! Susie: Oh, right. Give me a break. Calvin: Your gender would be a lot more tolerable if it wasn't so darn cynical!
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yow4zip Premium Member over 11 years ago
She sunk him.
bmonk over 11 years ago
They could have—if there were a water main break suitably close to the sandbox.
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In the animated cartoons, Calvin would do better to put a fedora on the sand, as if he were totally gone from sight.
The Shadow Ninja almost 9 years ago
Let’s face it, Calvin. Nobody is gullible in your neighborhood.
donerito over 6 years ago
Calvin sure got that right.
sunchaunzo over 6 years ago
Sorry, Calvin. Our gender stopped being genetically predisposed to believe acts of b.s. ages ago!
anagnostopoulos_demetrios over 1 year ago
It’s interesting that Calvin says women are cynical when he’s not exactly Mr. Sunshine himself. :P
little big nate about 1 year ago
Even when calvin tries to be nice and play with Susie she has to be a jerk