Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 06, 2011

Well, those green things in the potato salad aren’t chives.

That’s not Jell-O.There’s always room for Jerry.

The condom that came to dinner.

..send it to Mars..

Reminds me of my military school mess hall. They made turkey gravy in advance one Thanksgiving and let it sit out unrefrigerated. Those of us that didn’t get sick from the gravy got sick with laughter.

Hey Jerry – when you get a chance, call me on your cell.

Pam – talking to her sister: Yes, I had a lovely time at the dance with Jerry; but he kept stepping on my toe, sis.

Amoeba he want fries with that?

With what has been going on in Europe, any chance that was German Potato salad?

His full name is Jerry Sal Monella, and he gets around….he has a friend in Mexico, his name…Monte Zuma….☻

Can I have some room temperature chicken salad with that, too? And a glass of lumpy milk?

Jerry’s up to his old tricks again I see, that’s why they call him Jerry@tricks.

Does the potato salad have radishes in it? Count me in! Remember the book Race to the Outhouse, by Willie Makit? As I recall it was illustrated by Betty Dont…..

I used to see Phyllis but now I’ve gone to Rhea.

Giardia “Jerry” Lamblia? He causes Giardiasis, “a diarrheal infection of the small intestine.” AKA, “beaver fever.” So where’s the beaver?

I now have two reasons not to eat potato salad.

Reason Nº 1: Mayonnaise. 8P