Girl: PEEEYOO! What are you putting on those flowers? Frazz: Manure. Girl: What's manure? Frazz: You don't know? Girl: I know what it smells like, but I can't say it here. Frazz: Keep thinking. Maybe there's a different word for it.
Dog poopCat droppingsCow manureHorse manurePolitical manureManure politiciansPoliticians full of manure.Politicians talking manure.Notice how two words go together.
From http://historymoment.blogspot.com/2011/03/trumans-manure.html:Harold Truman made a speech at the Washington Garden Club. He praised the ladies for the good “manure” that used to fertilize the flowers. One of them asked Harry’s wife, Bess if she could make him stop using such a vulgar word as “manure”, especially since he was the President of the United States. She replied, “Heavens no. It took me 25 years to get him to say ‘manure.’”
“I can say ‘ca-ca,’ I can say ‘doo-doo,’ I can say ‘excrement,’ I already done said ‘feces’ in another song, but I can’t say the word that rhymes with ‘fit.’ But those folks in the bar, they’re sayin’ the word. They’re all goin’ ‘fit! fit! fit! fit—!’ " —Mojo Nixon
jpsomebody over 13 years ago
Meadow muffins.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Dog poopCat droppingsCow manureHorse manurePolitical manureManure politiciansPoliticians full of manure.Politicians talking manure.Notice how two words go together.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
Is Jef testing us?Grampa used to say cursing was a sign of a weak vocabulary,but that may have just been masculine bovine excrement.Now scat.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
A friend of mine, when in his cups, would sing this little ditty :
♫♪ Well it may be so, or it may be noBut it sounds so awful queerYou can spread your heifer dust on the farm,But your bull ███ won’t go here. ♫♪
Varnes over 13 years ago
The House of Representatives?
bdaverin over 13 years ago
Justin Bieber’s career?
McGehee over 13 years ago
Network news.
nickword over 13 years ago
Sarah Palin
Potrzebie over 13 years ago
Manure during the worst heat wave in 15 years? Well, at least no one is going to school, except for this little girl.
MelvinLott over 13 years ago
right wing and left wing extremists?
prrdh over 13 years ago
From http://historymoment.blogspot.com/2011/03/trumans-manure.html:Harold Truman made a speech at the Washington Garden Club. He praised the ladies for the good “manure” that used to fertilize the flowers. One of them asked Harry’s wife, Bess if she could make him stop using such a vulgar word as “manure”, especially since he was the President of the United States. She replied, “Heavens no. It took me 25 years to get him to say ‘manure.’”
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
but I’ll be you wish you had one tenth of one percent of the dough raked in by Justin Beiber’s career …..so far
terminalman90 over 13 years ago
I think Jef’s point is simply that there are hundreds of different words for manure, from crude to obscure to euphemistic. Manure for every occasion
Stephen Gilberg over 13 years ago
“What’s brown and sounds like a bell?”
Andre Nauta over 13 years ago
Dung!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 13 years ago
Posters.
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
“I can say ‘ca-ca,’ I can say ‘doo-doo,’ I can say ‘excrement,’ I already done said ‘feces’ in another song, but I can’t say the word that rhymes with ‘fit.’ But those folks in the bar, they’re sayin’ the word. They’re all goin’ ‘fit! fit! fit! fit—!’ " —Mojo Nixon
phantomEngineer over 13 years ago
Congress?
phantomEngineer over 13 years ago
Better yet, government.
Siscosdad over 13 years ago
Wrong, kid! Dry manure has no offensive smell.
Michelle Morris over 13 years ago
Now that’s just offal!
indianahitman over 13 years ago
Holy organic matter Frazzman!
zerotsm over 13 years ago
The word he wants to say is: SHaving Cream, be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you’ll always look keen.
Blackthorne42 almost 10 years ago
I like the early ones where they refer to a lump of, well, you know, as a “doggie doot.”