Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 05, 2011

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    Nebulous Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Wait til you get to the stockbroker and tell him that you want to invest in pork bellies.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago

    I wonder how much money I can get out of him with a hammer.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago

    He came to break the bank.

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    GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Love it.

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    cdward  about 13 years ago

    Now we know where all that pork from Congress goes to.

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    lewisbower  almost 13 years ago

    ML Under my new med, I don’t see things that aren’t there.

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    montycantsin2  almost 13 years ago

    If you see them, they’re there.

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    Digital Frog  almost 13 years ago

    I guess we know who brings home the bacon in his house.

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    Allan CB Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Hmmm talking pig. May be a little more stringy then a free range one, but, it’ll have more bacon and pork chops.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Either my pareidolia is weak this morning or Lew is right. There are, for me, at best a couple of almosts.More like Totemism than a sick joke.

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    cleokaya  almost 13 years ago

    You can dress up a pig, but he still remains a pig!

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    Digital Frog  almost 13 years ago

    Just wait till mom pulls out the silk purse she made from a sow’s ear…

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    He used to live on the Animal Farm—but got this job after the farm went bankrupt.“Some animals were more equal than others.”

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    freeholder1  almost 13 years ago

    I.know, monk. I can’t tell if this joke is sick Or well.

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    freeholder1  almost 13 years ago

    Actually, it would only be a sick joke if it gave all the money it held away to any idiot who applied for a loan, got massive bonuses fr doing it, then cried on the government’s shoulder to be bailed out then blamed the guy who came into office after it happened. THAT would be more than sick. That would be mentally deranged.

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    TheAuldWan  almost 13 years ago

    S’ok! It’s a kosher pig…..

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I’m guessing he wouldn’t like my cookie jar…..

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    @digital – You stole my pun!

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    COWBOY7  almost 13 years ago

    No sense in getting pigheaded about it!

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    lin4869  almost 13 years ago

    Faces in the chair headrest, chair backs, banker tie and jowls, and I’m certain I’ve missed some. Lew, what meds are you taking?

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