Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 25, 2008
Transcript:
"Hello, sir... I'm Hy, from Hy and Hy's funeral home.. have you by chance a deceased relative in need of our burial services?" "Forge it. You're hyenas... everyone knows you eat dead things." "Please, sir... that's quite insulting. We're not like those other hyenas." "Well, you might want to chat with your partner there..." "Nice going, Hy."
TURTLEDUDE about 5 years ago
Hy was high
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
“Everyone knows you eat dead things”? What’s wrong with eating dead things? I eat dead things all the time! I can’t remember the last time I ate something that was still alive.
(Before I’m inundated with *whoosh*s, I’m very much aware he was referring to scavenger carrion.)