Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 23, 2009
Transcript:
Goat says, "What do you got there, Rat?" Rat says, "A poodle in a handbag. All the rich people are doing it. They're the accessory for the upper class?Isn?t that right, l'il fluffles?" Poodle says, "Kill the bourgeoisie!" Rat says, "Please stop shouting Marxist slogans."
Soroxas over 12 years ago
What’s the Bourgeoise, and how do you pronounce it?
WhoCraftian over 10 years ago
I agree. If rich people cause all of our problems, then KILL THE BOURGEOISIE
alien011 almost 2 years ago
The reason why rich people have lap dogs: Originally lap dogs were used by aristocratic women (they were first mentioned in literature in the 15th century). Because of their higher body temperature compared to the humans they used to draw the fleas away from said humans. Especially in the 18th century they were trained and used as sex toys. And yes, I wish I was joking, but I am not.